I'm not a fan of Saturday Night Live, but my BFF Kathy turned me on to these skits starring Jenny Slate as "entrepreneuse" Tina Tina Shanuse(?).  It started with the Doorbells skit.  ("Ding dong. Woof. Bears. Whaaa?") 

Betsy failed with her first few attempts at the ding dongs.  Who can forget "Ding dong. Cab driver. Wife beater.  Whaaa"?  But she quickly redeemed herself and raised the ding dong to an art form with her doorbell for people who drink alone (aka Me): Ding dong. Two shots of Maker's. Don't grab my ass. I love you.  Whaaa? Boni and Karla, however, have yet to master the doorbell.  See Boni's "Ding dong. We're going to the beach. Heeeey"
Then came the Car Horns skit co-starring J.Lo (teenage doorbell: "Pass the Clearasil.  Shut up Mom.  Jolly Ranchers").  

And the latest treasure, Alarm Clocks co-stars Gabourey Sidibe. ("What if you need to wake up after a one night stand? (whispered) Hey, he's still asleep.  Forget your bra just get our of here!")